About the author

C. R. Preston is an only child. As such, he does not like to share food, be wrong, or lose at Monopoly. At the tender age of four he learned how to write and immediately began practicing his Nobel Prize acceptance speech. Before becoming a successful writer, C.R. spent two years sleeve-polishing the multiple degrees he earned from University of Toronto. Presently, he is living in sin with his life partner and their 13 plants. Due to his recent rise to fame, the writer would like to maintain his whereabouts secret, in order to keep his stalkers at bay.

 
About the book
Welcome to the world of Leborio Borzelini, who may just be the first gigolo in the unrecorded history of an Eastern European country. His dreams of becoming a western celebrity are slowly drowning by the pool-side of the hotel where he works. But when an anonymous invitation arrives, Leborio sets off to sunny Portugal on a quest to meet his destiny. Followed by a neurotic Christian cousin, a crossed-eyed giant and a girl who looks like an ostrich, Leborio sets off on a journey that is filled with misadventures. Love triangles, stolen diamonds, and secret investigations are just a few of the ingredients making up this wonderfully kooky story.